acerbic Cesspool
34. They/Them. Proship. Dead Dove. 18+
About Me
I'm not sure why you'd want to know more about me, but if it suits your fancy, then why not?
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Shipping List
Do you want an inkling about all the nasty ships I sink my heart into when no one's looking?
About Me
Art by MintyStxProCall me "The Cesspool" for I am nothing more or less than exactly as described. I'm a shipper of problematic content and I whole-heartedly throw myself into any ship that takes my fancy. It doesn't matter to me how taboo the topic is, only that I can revel in it — and I do. I am uncaring of any attempts to shame me for that is a word not listed in my lexicon.As a fandom elder, I grew up in the old days when the 🐜 did not exist. I rather find myself preferring the peace and quiet joy of fandom minding its own business when it came to squicks.
Before You Friend Me
Do Not Interact:
♦ if you are under 18 years of age.
♦ if you are an anti.
♦ if you are a MAP.
♦ if you are a Trump supporter.
♦ if you are racist, a TERF, ableist, homophobic, or bigoted in any fashion.
♦ if you regularly harass people (i don't care why).Warnings:
♦ There are spoilers on this Twitter!
♦ I am a shipper of problematic fictional ships.
♦ I write Dead Dove content.
♦ There's a lot of loli/shota NSFW content.Last Update: 12/11/22
Shipping List
Homestuck:
♥ Any variation of Stridercest
♥ Any Variation of Lalondecest
♥ Any Variation of Strilondecest
♥ Gamzee/Karkat (mostly pale)
♥ Dave/Karkat (any flavor)
♥ Bro/Harley (tragic)
♥ Condesce/Dirk (fucked)
♥ Bro/Cronus (unbalanced)
♥ Bro/Equius (horses)
♥ Bro/Caliborn (mutually fucked)
♥ Eridan/Rose (magical)
♥ Eridan/Karkat (gossips)
♥ Sollux/Eridan (menace)
♥ Caliborn/Dirk (hilarity)
♥ Dirk/Equius (tech bros)
♥ Roxy/Calliope (shippers)
♥ Dirk/Karkat (awkward)
♥ Karkat/Davesprite (gentle)
♥ Meenah/(Vriska) (girlfins)Harry Potter: (Death of the author, baby!)
♥ Snape/Harry (THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE OTP)
♥ Draco/Harry (second fiddle)
♥ Lucius/Draco (delicious)
♥ Snape/Hermione (brains)
♥ Voldemort/Harry (intriguing)
♥ Snape/Lupin (angsty)
♥ Snape/Sirius (hatefuck)
♥ Draco/Ron (clash)
♥ Snape/Any Weasley (guilty pleasure)
♥ Snape/Albus Severus (hhhhh)
♥ Lucius/Harry (grooming)
♥ Harry/Dudley (candy)
♥ Harry/Cedric (tragic)Persona 5/Royal:
♥ Akechi/Akira (another OTP)
♥ Akechi/Sumire/Akira (OT3)
♥ Iwai/Akechi (👀)
♥ Iwai/Akira (Daddy)
♥ Akechi/Ryuji (fatalistic)
♥ Sojiro/Akechi (sassy)
♥ Akira/Yusuke (paint me like one of your french girls)
♥ Akechi/Ann (shopping buddies)Steven Universe:
♥Jasper/Pearl (it's the obsession)
♥Jasper/Steven (beat 'em ups)
♥Rose/Pearl (devotion)
♥Ruby/Saphire (charming)
♥Blue Diamond/Yellow Diamond (tragic)South Park:
♥Craig/Tweek (adorable)
♥Cartman/Kyle (feisty)
♥Kenny/Butters (sweet)
♥Cartman/Kenny (rough)
♥Kenny/Bebe (keen)
♥Cartman/Wendy (beat his ass)
♥Wendy/Bebe (girlboss)
♥Kenny/Stan (depresso expresso)
♥Stan/Kyle (classic)
♥Kenny/His Family (devious)
♥Cartman/Butters (it gets better)Superheroes:
♥Batman/Joker (i'll meet you on the other side of madness)
♥Thor/Loki (pining)
♥Tony/Loki (sassmaster)
♥Deadpool/Spiderman (baby boy)Pokemon
♥Any Trainer/Any Pokemon (who can resist this?)
♥Lusamine/Lilly (mommy dearest)
♥Guzma/Mizuki (whistles)
♥Leon/Hop (brother complex)Danny Phantom:
♥Vlad/Danny (yet another OTP)
♥Dash/Danny (bullies)Rick & Morty:
♥Rick/Morty (it's about the yearning)
♥Rick/Summer (notice me senpai)
♥Rick/Beth (daddy issues)Hannibal:
♥Hannibal/Will (murder husbands)Undertale
♥Sans/Papyrus (boners)
♥Mettaton/Papyrus (extravagant dates)
♥Sans/Frisk (classic)
♥Flowey/Frisk (fucked)
♥Asriel/Frisk (devastating)
♥Asgore/Asriel (daddy)
♥Gaster/Sans/Papyrus (experimentations)